a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
This Vine gives me life.
I fucking played this video in the living room in complete silence when my mom and step dad were in the room and they both go “What the hell are you watching”. Thanks tumblr
i want this as my phone riingtone thanks.
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you